More Fashion, More Terrible Advice

From Jane’s March issue:

“Dress,” page 45: It [a Marni jacket] goes with so many things in your closet, you won’t mind eating ramen for a month (or three).

“Major Shoegasm,” page 52: …warm-weather styles have arrived to keep your credit card debt at a respectable high.

When Brandon Holley said she was going to revamp Jane’s fashion coverage, we thought she intended a drastic, dramatic transformation of the magazine’s featured clothes and accessories.

How naïve we were. Instead of merely changing its fashion sensibility, the magazine changed its outlook. Apparently, starvation and revolving debt—in the name of designer clothes, of course, which is surely the most worthwhile of causes—are so, so Jane.