Jennifer Garner Hawks Neutrogena Night Cream for "Bad Girls"

According to a new Neutrogena TV commercial, “Every girl has a past.” Even Jennifer Garner! Apparently, visible signs of aging are a punishment for all those times we “did some things that maybe we shouldn’t.” How convenient that Neutrogena has invented a potion that fights wrinkles and absolves sins! Because, you know, what I really look for in a night cream is forgiveness. Watch the commercial here.

Screencap from L.A. Deli via Oh No They Didn’t!

Update: An edited Jennifer Garner-only version of the clip has popped up on YouTube. 

Comments

[Athena]

Ha! I saw that commercial on t.v. yesterday and thought the same thing. I didn't realize that we get wrinkles from being bad rather than from just getting older.

[EvilSlutopia]

Yes ladies, erase all signs of life from your face! We can't have anyone thinking you've ever laughed out loud or left the house or anything dreadful like that.

[Juniper]

This wrinkle is from when I boffed Joe, the pool boy, when he should have been working. This slightly loose chin flesh is from the time I didn't tell my employer that he overpaid me. And these massive crows feet? Well... I swear I didn't know he was married!