Lindsay Lohan in Bazaar: Still Not Over Fall's Really Big Brows
You know those websites where you can upload a photo of yourself and then try on different hairstyles, and none of the new ‘dos fit your head quite right, and they’re all too big and at the wrong angle and you look horrible in each of the styles you try, and every single image ends up looking like you’re the victim of the world’s most malicious Photoshop job?
Yeah. Thanks to those dark roots peeking out above her ear, that’s all we see when we look at Lindsay Lohan on this upcoming issue of Bazaar. It’s like they just needed a face to fill in the hair that was already in place on the cover.
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You're a genius.
Posted by: Jessica | February 06, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Wow, I hit "post" too soon. The rest of that was supposed to read, "I wish I had thought of this."
Posted by: Jessica | February 06, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Thanks, Jessica!
Posted by: Glossed Over | February 07, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Glossed Over, your wildest dreams have come true!!!! Lucky Magazine is having a contest for words! They ran out of words to describe shoes, and they need more words! Your time has come!!!!
Posted by: MissPinkKate | February 07, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Hehe your comment about the really big eyebrows made me laugh :)
Posted by: Rachel | February 07, 2008 at 10:40 PM
MissPinkKate, we saw that tonight! Exciting!
Posted by: Glossed Over | February 08, 2008 at 12:58 AM
So they gave her blonde hair, brown roots, brown eyelashes, and brown eyes?
Why didn't they just get Jessica Simpson?
Posted by: Blurgle | February 08, 2008 at 08:49 PM
Because, like LaLohan, Jessica Simpson is equally brainless. So it doesn't really matter who they get.
Posted by: Jason | February 11, 2008 at 04:49 AM