Self Staffers: Fans of Medical Dramas, Vets, Resurrection

Shannan Rouss at Self has been watching Grey’s Anatomy with a lusty eye.  How else to explain this advice from March’s “Health Update”?

Super sexy M.D.s

What to do when your doc is hot

Maybe it’s just because we’ve never actually found ourselves in this situation, but we found the advice proffered to be a bit of a no-brainer.  Take a gander at  the caption accompanying a photo of Grey’s star Justin Chambers:

You can look, but avoid dating your hunky doctor.

Ordinarily, we’d never take advice (and especially patently obvious advice like this) based on the experiences of someone who doesn’t actually exist, but the more we mulled it over, the more we reconsidered.  We don’t even watch Grey’s—oh, all right, we watched the first season, but we did read all about the show’s recent ratings stunt plot twist.

Swooning over your physician is harmless, but if you have a thing for men in white coats, you might want to consider dating a vet.  It didn’t work for Meredith, but it could for you!

Know what else didn’t work for Meredith?  Dying.  She came back from the dead, people.  Clearly, we could learn a lot from this woman.