Cosmopolitan: How to Date Men From the Past

Ooh.  Cosmopolitan’s “Hot Sheet,” March, is letting us into the shadowy world of men.

Secret Language of Guys

Tramp stamp:  Male slang for a lower-back tattoo on a woman.  According to dude legend, it signifies an easy target for guys on the prowl.

And to us, this whole bit signifies that Cosmo is recycling material from 1998, though we’re guessing there must be one or two teenage readers out there who haven’t yet heard this term.  Anyway, we’re looking forward to next month, when Cosmo further lifts the veil on the male gender by finally explaining the mysterious phenomenon of beer goggles.