Jane Reveals Starlet's Beauty Secret, Own Penchant for Cloying Language

From Jane’s “Primp,” December/January:

Laid-back makeup artist Fabiola created three looks to sexify your winter rut.  Her A-list clients (like Mischa Barton) will prob’ly want ’em, too—just a twinsie warning.

A “twinsie” warning?  Oh, right, because it’s the makeup that keeps us all from looking just like Mischa Barton.

Comments

[Freddy Benson]

Add "prob'ly" to the "twinsie" and it looks like Primp is written by Mark Twain.
Come to think of it, I think one of the chapters in "Tom Sawyer" was called "Your Winter Rut." You've got to hand it to the Jane writers, always quoting the masters.