Summer Fashion Made Far Too Simple at InStyle

InStyle queried various celebrities in “What’s Hot Now,” June, for their answers to a, er, burning question. Here’s what Jennifer Esposito claimed was her summer essential.

“I love a great sundress and a great sandal. And I love being tan. It’s so bad for you, but you can wear a paper bag and if you have a tan you still look good.”

A tan and a paper bag! Could summer fashion be any simpler or more environmentally friendly? Paper bags are tremendous—they’re inexpensive, disposable, and available in a wide range of shades of brown. Why didn’t the fashion visionaries at InStyle tell us about this great new look earlier?

Next month, the magazine will tell us exactly how much wrinkle-inducing exposure to UV rays is needed to exactly match your skin to the shade of your favorite paper bag-cum-evening gown. It’s the easiest summer look yet!

Photo of Jennifer Esposito—is that a spray-on tan, we wonder?—courtesy of DailyCeleb