Carrie Underwood's Self Delusion

From Self’s “Carrie On,” April:

…the fans toss the [Care Bear] stuffed animals onstage, “and sometimes they hit me!” Underwood says.  “My parents read online that some people with not-very-close seats were going to weigh theirs down so they’d reach the stage. My mom was like, “‘Watch out, Carrie!’”

Let’s get this straight, Carrie:  When you perform, people throw objects at you.  Sometimes these projectiles actually strike you.  Now these items are going to be weighted down and hurled across great distances and potentially cause you grievous injury.

And these are your fans?