News Flash: Not All Famous Men Worth Knowing

We didn’t think it was possible, but this guy makes Tom Cruise look downright normal.  Chris Klein, former fiancé of Katie Holmes (who, it is now apparent, has consistently terrible taste in men) and current C-lister with an inflated sense of his own self-worth, revealed the depths of his crassness and chauvinism in an interview with Elle scribe Andrew Goldman.

Amazingly, we managed to read the entire thing, even though our eyes repeatedly left the page and rolled skyward.  Here, some of Klein’s more ludicrous pronouncements:

On getting to know women: I don’t have many secrets. At the same time, I stay very closed off until a woman deserves to know me completely.

On women’s looks: I only date 8 to 10s...I try to treat all women with respect whether they’re pretty or ugly...I want to be nice and be like, “Wow, thanks for the attention.  But get out of my face.”...I’m not tolerant [of a woman gaining weight] at all.

On his college years at TCU:  It’s an expensive school, full of daddy’s little girls.  I liked it when they called me Daddy.  And they did, too, because they were all hungry.

Daddy Klein, who proclaimed himself an “alpha heterosexual,” would surely deny that his overblown machismo was due to a need to compensate for some kind of shortcoming, but we’re quite certain he’s insecure about something.  Could it be he’s showing off for the former flame who’s now engaged to the biggest movie star in the world? 

Deny it all you want, Chris, but you’ll need to be a much better actor before we believe it.

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